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Remember when you graduated, or just had a school yearbook, and one of the best features was a ‘Most Likely‘ Sections.
It could have been John is most likely to succeed at playing football, or Sally will make a fortune by selling her clothes fashions to Hollywood Diva’s/
Lets do this for the MLB 2014 as it sits.
The Most Likely To Hit The DL after running to 1st is Bartolo Colon.
The Most Likely Field a team mostly representing a AAA team is the Miami Marlins.
The Team That will put Old Dutch Potato Chips To Shame For Their Windmilling (Strikeouts) is a tie between the Astros, Braves and Brewers.
The Most Likely to have an overbearing retirement parade around the MLB (circa Mariano Rivera 2013) is Derek Jeter.
The Most Likely team to engage in a brawl is the Dodgers.
The Most likely GM to be the clubhouse leader in transaction is Billy Beane (who has made 56 transactions in one calendar year.)
Too bad the Oakland A’s are also on the list for the team most likely to have to call a plumber during the 2014 season for O.co Coliseum.
The Most likely Draft Compensated player to be left on the Free Agency list is Stephen Drew, because Ervin Santana looks to sign soon, and Kendrys Morales is still garnering attention too.
The Most Likely Manager to participate in a brawl during the course of a game has got to be Kirk Gibson!
The Most Likely wife of a player not making a trip to an opposing stadium will be Dallas Latos not making the trek to PNC Park when hubby plays the Bucs. We at the Reports love Dallas Latos!
The most likely guy to do a podcast every day this year is Sully (who has done 504 straight days already).
The most likely website to talk most about the MLB schedule is the MLB Reports!
The most likely player to have a conniption fit towards the media for an OBP topic has to be Brandon Phillips.
The most likely player to be found at a Waffle House instead of at the team’s facility is Jesus Montero.
The most likely guy to try to look like a victim in the whole PED saga from 2013 is a tie between Ryan Braun and Alex Rodriguez!
The most likely club to still have not made the playoffs post lockout and player strike has to be favored as the Toronto Blue Jays! Kansas City has enough talent to break the streak.
The most likely team to make the playoffs for the 1st time is the Washington Nationals. This would the Seattle Mariners on the clock.
The most likely team to not throw a no-hitter has to be the San Diego Padres. They are still searching for the franchise’s 1st no-no.
The most likely team to be hit multiple times by an opposing Relief pitcher – will be the Baltimore Orioles when facing Rays Closer Grant Balfour.
The most likely of all agents to make sure their players hit Free Agency is Scott Boras.
The most likely franchise to have a promotion go awry is the Washington Nationals, who have had exploding chili dogs wrapped in t-shirt explode, wrong handed bobbleheads, misspelled bobbleheads and calendars, and a fireworks display call some of DC’s finest in previous years.
The most likely squad to say we have money to spend but won’t. I was torn between the Pirates, Mets and Marlins, but based on expectations and previous track record, must say New York will win this one.
The most likely player to be picked off/caught stealing has to be Yasiel Puig in Australia. Just hope he continues to have a driver even while in Sydney.
The most likely guys to win the “Rob Deer” Award for having more RBI than hits, and to be under the Mendoza Line area, with 30+ HRs are: Adam Dunn, J.P. Arencibia and Dan Uggla.
The most likely player to not justify his contract for 2014 will be B.J. Upton.
The most likely of writers on this website to receive backlash on social media will be…ME!
Have a Nice Day!
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